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I'm always angry, i'm always right, I like the smell of Christmas, I eat everything in the world, I smoke, I drink, I fuck.
Reppin' this world since '90
Reppin' this world since '90
"Not using this Tumblr anymore, seen as it’s hacking the fuck out of me.
Aswell, I can’t seem to post anything apartfrom pictures and quotes. Cunt."
Aswell, I can’t seem to post anything apartfrom pictures and quotes. Cunt."
"As I can only post pictures or quotes on here, here’s an update …So my Tumblr went mad and spammed.
Wuw."
Wuw."
i love baths! poss my fave thing ever :). here, have a picture of my leg :’)
I have to wear a bow tie at work on Sunday…not too happy about this. It’s hard enough asserting any sort of authority when you look this young,but in a bow tie. Plus, I have to fork out on a new jacket too. Ah well, who knows, I may look as suave as this fella.
I want a tie. A bow tie.
(Source: elenahol)
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
| gamer girl: | omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee <3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr |
| girls who play video games: | GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life. |
| I'd totally take the girl screaming that Peach is a whore. | |
| DAISY IS A WHORE not peach. |
Being forced to listen to B*witched in the car driving home.
I hate Jess…
I made Dowey listen to them yesterday when I was banging out all the 90’s cheese pop!
